I love to go out in my car,
But now I don't drive quite as far,
As I used to do, when it was brand new,
But I love to go out
in my car,
I love to go out in my car,
Though the brakes are a bit under par.
One sill's got the rot,
The engine's half shot.
I still love to go out
in my car.
I love to go out in my car,
As I tell my friends at the bar,
Though I'll only drink Coke
Like my engine, I smoke.
Oh! I love to go out
in my car.
I love to go out in my car.
I once visited Bath, with my Ma.
But our spirits were damped,
When our car got clamped,
While we had a swig at
the spa.
I love to go out in my car.
I carry some oil in a jar,
For that back axle whine,
That I hear time to time,
When I'm driving about in my car.
I love to go out in my
car.
The petrol I use is two star.
It pops and it pinks,
When it's spilt how it stinks.
But that's what I use
in my car.
I love to go out in my car.
I thought I would try some five star.
Not a bang nor a peep,
But I fell fast asleep,
It's the last time I'll
put that in my car.